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“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
—Tina Fey
jerryseinfeldsskeleton:

The Timeless Art of Seduction
paulmccartneyswife:

look at this little cutie patootie
mccartneymadness:

August 1968
fuckyeah1990s:

JCPenney 1997 Christmas Catalog
mccartneymadness:

John Lennon by Klaus Voormann
fuckyeah1990s:

i have extras of these shirts in certain sizes just laying here, anyone want to take them off my hands? Available here